Puns are the new trend on Twitter and though it is an absolutely difficult art and we Indians are slaying it on the 140 characters social media platform.
Let’s just admit it that Puns are not for everyone, I mean while some people have a good laugh others just get annoyed and it is not easy to get what it meant and how it was written.
Some Twitterati are compulsive punsters and those who don’t get it or don’t agree loath them with the vengeance. Puns are mostly clever, annoying or unexpected especially when you don’t get them (Ohh! do not take it on your ego) but when you get them pun twitter becomes fun twitter and that is what some Indians are making it.
These desi puns are going to give a laugh of lifetime as they are as funny AF!! (Only if you get them)
Here Are The Tweets:
1.
"Stay offline." – Laxman to Sita
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) May 4, 2013
2.
https://twitter.com/BucketheadCase/status/292990147283283968
3.
Rivers can not hear because woh Behri hoti hain.
— #doju (@bdheeraj) September 6, 2014
4.
Chrome: Aja shaam hone ayi
Internet explorer: mausam ne li angdayiChrome: toh kis baat ki hai ladayi?
Internet explorer: tu chal, mein IE— Pranav Sapra (@pranavsapra) June 24, 2015
5.
Girl 1-a what you doing ya?
Girl 2-nothing ya you ya?
G1-coffee ya?
G2- o ya ya
G1- o yaya
Yayayaaa.
Yayayaa..
Jo bhi mai ..kehna chahu…— Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) December 6, 2013
6.
Never say "give me five" to a snake. Woh tumhe dus dega.
— Mihir (@mihirmodi) September 25, 2011
7.
"I asked you to bring 8 chapati but you brought only 6."
"Nahi sir, aapko kulche dikh rahe hai, paranthe."
— mohit ghune (@Ghunegaar) January 15, 2016
8.
What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw, "Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap lagte hai"
— K. (@beeba_puttar) October 20, 2012
9.
A potato was interrogated by cops. After 3 hours of torture, it gave in and said 'Main batata hun, main batata hun…'
— Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) April 12, 2013
10.
Deepikachu pic.twitter.com/tpqiK7Hxd4
— frogu (@krazyfrog) October 26, 2014
11.
https://twitter.com/hemalitanna/status/668738327693164545
12.
https://twitter.com/Kaminapun/status/655681573455396864
13.
https://twitter.com/prtxt/status/289809576797294592
14.
Me – aaiye aunty baithiye.
Aunty – beta jara shift hona
Me – AAIYE AUNTY BAITHIYE.— शशांक (@zZoker) January 9, 2015
15.
'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi is 'Michael Hussey'.
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) April 10, 2013
16.
Q. What did one circumference tell the other?
A. "2πr hai kisi aur ka, tujhe chahta koi aur hai…"— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) April 13, 2014
17.
Why does khudkhushi in hindi mean suicide instead of masturbation?
— joog (@joogasama) June 5, 2014
18.
68 is a preposition.
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) July 20, 2013
19.
https://twitter.com/sagarcasm/status/588960958657089536
20.
Jackky, life mein kitni bhi problems aa jaye tum kabhi Bhagnani.
— #doju (@bdheeraj) March 27, 2014
21.
Weed, tobacco, paper, filter: Joint family.
— izzy (@abcdefu) February 14, 2013
22.
*Jasmine rubs a magic lamp*
"Who are you?"
"Princess Jasmine."
"Then why dress like a whore?"
"WTF! Aren't you a genie?"
"I'm a misogenie."— Putin Quarantino (@Pravmaga) September 24, 2015
23.
An old lady asked me the way to the temple, I replied 'Magistrate.'
— #doju (@bdheeraj) May 7, 2014
24.
onions were not turning brown fast enough so I sent them to a spelling bee prep class
— Dr. Whomst (@tantanoo) June 9, 2014
25.
We are against reservation. – IRCTC
— izzy (@abcdefu) October 27, 2012
26.
Just saw a snake in Starbucks so I gently threw my coffee cup on its head to kill it so that saanp bhi mar jaye aur latte bhi na toote.
— Shan (@klpe) April 29, 2015
27.
"Mehendi laga ke rakhna, dowry saja ke rakhna"- Indians
— vishal (@VishalDayama) June 5, 2013
28.
Me: "Excuse me, Beer ke saath kuch complementary toh do?"
Waiter: "Nice Shirt!"
— K. (@beeba_puttar) April 1, 2013
29.
IF YOU HAVE BLACK EYES THEN YOUR NAME IS RURU BECAUSE YE KALI KALI AANKHEIN? TU RURU. NOW APPLYING FOR NAME CHANGE IN PASSPORT.
— Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) October 24, 2013
30.
"How do you pronounce repertoire?"
"You know the word 'report' right?"
"Yeah"
"Now say it like a Bihari"
"ripatwa… ohhhh"— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) September 29, 2014
31.
God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.
— billoo (@MohitParmarr) October 19, 2014
32.
Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock.
— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) May 7, 2014
33.
Arsenal naam hi galat hai. Na se nal hota hai
— froot (@Oinkoo) April 27, 2014
34.
https://twitter.com/PunsTurnMeOn/status/615123180600950784
35.
Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.
— #DestroyTheAadhaar #BanDigitalElections #DefeatCIA (@Stupidosaur) June 13, 2014
36.
Why are they called food bloggers and not beta tasters
— 🤷🏽♀️ (@madpr) November 22, 2015
37.
https://twitter.com/warpedinxs/status/685153602063618048
38.
At PVR:
"One chicken burger please."
"Sir do you want me to vomit?"
"Sorry?"
"Sir, I vomit?"(30 second pause)
"Oh yeah please warm it."
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) September 25, 2013
39.
Vishwanathan Anand gets tensed when the waiter in the hotel says 'Sir Check'
— Akash (@vaderakash) November 11, 2014
40.
A triangle asks
"Tu jaanta hai mera baap cone hai" …and rotates 360°.— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) November 23, 2014
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6 September 2016
Avni S. Singh