15 Hilarious New Year Resolutions That Will Simply Make Your New Year

There are so many things that one does on a New Year, one of those things is making some New Year resolutions. These resolutions not only help you in being on the track but also help you in remembering what you wanted the New Year to look like.

However, one has to agree that in the pool of some serious AF resolutions, there are some New Year resolutions that touch the wacky side of you. In fact, we all have, at some point or the other, made some really weird and funny resolutions. But, we’re sure, none of that would be anywhere close to these ones.

All thanks to the good-old Twitter, we have accumulated some really hilarious New Year resolutions that can make anyone laugh out loud. Check out all the resolutions over here:

1. We all want to get out of this phase, don’t we?

Grant on Twitter

I think my New Year’s resolution is to stop going on the Instagram explore page 24/7 and giving myself middle school self-esteem issues

2. Yes, please. No more Trump news.

Jeffrey Wright on Twitter

New Year’s Resolution: please, damnit, don’t let me have to read shit about fuckin’ Trump all damn year.

3. Are you listening my dear friend?

Kimmy New Year on Twitter

if you’re looking for a good new year’s resolution, try not being a piece of shit in 2018

4. A gentle reminder for everyone living in the US.

Gary Legum on Twitter

New Year’s Resolution: Do whatever the fuck I want before the president gets us all incinerated.

5. Same man. Same.

Miguel de Guzman on Twitter

2 more days until I put “get abs” in my New Year’s Resolution for the 7th straight year without accomplishing it

6. It’s the circle of life.

Mommy Owl on Twitter

Every year I do this cute thing where I make a New Year’s resolution and then immediately forget about it until the following year when I make the exact same resolution all over again.

7. Oops.

JB on Twitter

Facebook New Year’s Resolution: Eat Healthier and Save Money Twitter New Year’s Resolution: Eat Ass Like Nobody’s Watching and Look For Money in an Old Coat

8. Like really. We all need to do this.

KHURRAM NASEER on Twitter

New Year Resolution : Kam Sona Hai

9. This is the kind of self-love, we all need to practice.

Pravin Sixf00t on Twitter

My new year resolution is to be the person I am all these years and not change one bit. Damn, I love myself:)

10. No more reading about stuff that takes you away from what you love.

11. Amen!

12. Like really, why do you do so?

13. Alcohol!!

14. Because we don’t have any other choice.

15. Hoping to not get ghosted by ghosts this year.

Haven’t we all been on the same spiritual level as these people at some point in time with our weird and hilarious New Year resolutions?

Jyotsna Amla