Vicky Kaushal and Kat “Not” Getting Hitched In December. Dear God, Why Did That Happen?

Vicky Kaushal and Katrina Kaif, his rumoured partner, are not getting married. Wait, what was that powerpoint presentation about, which boss had asked for on Monday? Anyways, leave it.

Oh, so what were you saying you were reading? Vicky Kaushal is not marrying Katrina in December- right? Darn! Hey, just a sec. What were you saying again on that Mutual Fund scheme, investing in which you may see your yearly savings double?

Oh, how do you care?

Let’s return to where our attention must be: Vicky Kaushal and Kat? You know what, I had to take Maa to her physiotherapist as it’s the date today? What do I do with this massive piece of news?

Anyways, chuck all of that. For it’s trashy. Needless. Let’s focus on what my life revolves around: Vicky Kaushal and Kat.

Honestly, I already have tears in my eyes by the mere thought of the two tying the knot.

But goodness me, when will it truly happen? Who will tell me all of that? I swear, I don’t need my salary, my bonuses; I just need this information which R&AW and MI6 of England can’t provide!

Now, the following is what the entertainment section of Times of India had to say about a matter that perhaps in the eyes of countless here in India is about as important as the farmer rights, the massive tormenting of human rights laws or, let’s say the denial of justice to a Muslim wrongfully convicted in a (lie) case that never had him in the wrong in the first place:

“Yes, you heard it right. In an interaction with Dainik Bhaskar, Kaushal’s cousin dismissed the reports about the Vicky-Katrina wedding. She revealed that they are not getting married. Speaking to the portal, she asserted that the news about Vicky and Katrina’s wedding is just a rumour spread by the media. She went on to add that Ii there were going to get married, they would have announced it. She also revealed that she spoke to the actor recently and he told her that there was no such thing happening.”

But then, what is the rumour that led to it all? You know, that very rumour knowing which your life would change much like how it all changed for Tesla’s Elon Musk ever since he created a trillion dollar wealth out of hardwork and sheer rigour, aspects that unfortunately didn’t involve browsing through newspapers to select the perfect Sabyasachi lehenga, wearing which Katrina may take the decision of her life, which actually matters to her- not you!

Very well then!

Here’s what TOI wrote:

During Diwali, Vicky and Katrina reportedly had a low key roka on Diwali day, which was hosted at Filmmaker Kabir Khan’s residence in Mumbai.

Now that you have done the preparation for the dream job you had always desired by abstaining from its preparation only since you were participating in a matter of national interest to the country, something for which you may even win the Congressional medal of honour, let’s move on. Let’s read what Vicky Kaushal is up to in his work life?

Vicky is gearing up for his next with Meghna Gulzar. He is a part of Sam Manekshaw biopic. He also has ‘The Immortal Ashwatthama’ and ‘Takht’. Katrina has films like, ‘Tiger 3’, ‘Phone Bhoot’ and Ali Abbas Zafar’s superhero series in her kitty.

The above inputs were taken from the Times of India’s entertainment section. Now that you have invested perhaps some precious few moments of your life into taking an update on a matter to which you are as personally related as is an Igloo in the Thar Desert of Rajasthan, can we all just move on?

Move on to focus on things that really DONT matter in front of the Vicky Kaushal and Katrina wedding. Say things like- waking up early because tomorrow is early morning Yoga time, for some, an opportunity to take the child out to the nearby garden. Or maybe other things like sending your car to the workshop, since there was just no time available Monday to Friday and maybe time to catch up on sleep since the preoccupation with the biggest career-defining project- Vicky Kaushal and Katrina’s wedding- may have given you a few sleepless nights already!