Looking at 7 of Trump’s loose cannons in the long list of many more to come

They said that doomsday arrived when President Donald Trump was elected in the White Office. And each time he takes to the mic or is about to approach some dias anywhere in the world it may be, you’re sure that a new Donald Trump rhetoric is about to strike hard.

Who guides him on what he says? Surely, these are gremlins that UFO operating aliens don’t seem to know of, is it? In some sense, it’s a strange anomaly for the United States to have elected someone like Donald Trump in the exact same seat of governance where stalwarts like the Great Abe once sat.

At times, listening to President Trump- whether it’s his unique takes on refugees, the healthcare plan or North Korea- is an experience that is like listening to a tyrant who’s lost his marbles. Leave the rest of the world, his own country seems that he’s the best possible figure representative of familiar Hollywood plots, such as “Despicable Me” or “Fury”.

There may not be a better representation of Trump, truth be told, than seeing the legendary writer, thinker Christopher Hitchens upon being aggrieved by something ridiculous on the lines of religion that makes him say, “O what mindless babble is that?”

But perhaps, if there was a man who could make stale faecal matter seem useful then it’s none other than President Trump, who at the back of his ill-conceived rhetorics totally sucks the life out of values like decorum, empathy, compassion and, feelings for the other people.

So which are 7 mindless things that Trump has said which have contributed to igniting the remorse one feels about him all over

These aren’t people, these are animals- Trump on immigrants

Alright, a certain line was crossed here and shamefully so by leaps and bounds. What in the world was President Trump thinking when he came up with what can be for the lack of a better word described the most redundant take ever on a people?

Comparing people crassly and sans any feeling to animals is like comparing emotions and peace to being a deterrent for a democracy.

The Media is fake- Trump on media

Wonder where would’ve he been even if his mindless shenanigans hadn’t been broadcasted on any medium- has Trump thought about that? To his naysayers, Trump identified the one perfect adjective that suits his personality.

Anyone who calls the media fake blankly doesn’t know that this itself would be broadcasted on the media, isn’t it? Poor there on Trump’s part. It did little to protect his image in well, what else but the media!

There was no collusion, everyone knows there was no collusion- Trump on Russia

Suggesting today that the US elections weren’t orchestrated and interfered could be likened to suggesting that Michael Jackson didn’t have anything to do with Pop music.

Does anyone believe that it could be that Trump has actually imposed sanctions on using his own brains? Well, if that weren’t to be, who in the earth would not sense a Russian hand in affecting the outcome of the US Presidential elections?

In returning the favour of his American counterpart imposing stern sanctions on Russia, even the Russian president Putin did something remarkably insane by planning to ban French Fries in Russia. How every useful?

Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump- Trump on, well, himself

In 2017 at New Jersey, when Trump spoke about himself, he did a huge favour for the gathered crowd to remind them just who the world’s greatest power had chosen for the leadership of its present and future.

What a favour indeed.

What a crowd, what a turnout- Trump on victims and survivors of Hurricane Harvey, Texas

Well, there’s nothing much that can be said on this one, truthfully speaking except to suggest that it was a colossal brain fade moment.

Why would Kim Jong insult me by calling me old when I’ve not called him short or fat- Trump on North Korean dictator

The only real reason why Trump hasn’t yet insulted Kim Jong-un is that he thinks he shouldn’t indulge in cliches.

I’ve always said if you need viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl- Trump on well…

Any average joe anywhere could tell you why Trump’s family’s failure in believing in abortion was such a bad idea after all.