As Per Your Zodiac Sign: These Are The Kind Of Fuckboys You Fall For

Fuckboys are real and they come in all shapes and sizes, and these are the kind of fuckboys you fall for, as per your zodiac sign.

Now, who would’ve thought that something like falling for a specific kind of fuckboy would be something that is written in your zodiac star signs? Well, actually if you think about it, then everything that you do is written or at least somehow predicted by your zodiac sign. So, even this coming out to be true, should not surprise a lot of you.

Let’s get down to the real reason why you’re here. You’ve dated a lot, and I literally mean, a lot of weird guys in your past, and now you are at a point where you don’t know what is wrong with you. The series of miserable fuckboys that have ruined your dating life, always have something in common, which you often tend to miss out on. And, we’ll just be doing the honours of presenting them to you and show you the mirror. This is where you stand girl. These are the kind of fuckboys you have been wasting your precious time on.

1. Aries: THAT Guy

You’re always attracted towards the THAT Guy. He’s the loud one at every house party, the over enthusiast who considers himself to be the life of every party, but sadly, he’s not. No one can stand him, other than you. You tend to fall for people who have strong personalities and that can even include someone who doesn’t care about anything and what anyone would be thinking about them, which is why they’re a big embarrassment in the public. However, all of this is too attractive for you.

2. Taurus: The Suited-Booted One

A Taurus is attracted towards the guy who knows his shit and has worked for it. He wears a suit, has shoes that go exactly with his attire, wears an expensive watch, drives a fancy car and just knows what he has to do in life. He looks like a perfect man and does all the right things and while everything is good about being with him, there would come a time when he would start nagging you for not living the same way in which he does and not having the same compassion toward things. And, this is how he breaks your heart, by making you feel lesser than himself and not worthy of him.

3. Gemini: The Asshole LITboy

This asshole LITboy is the perfect definition of what happens when Tumblr and pop culture have a baby together. He loves adventure and an attitude to do anything at any time and just loves to take everyone by surprise. And, while you initially for all things intellectual, there would come a time when you would want a normal relationship where everything works like it’s supposed to work. Where both of you will go to a deep sleep, post-sex, rather than discussing how big this universe is and how Charles Bukowski is the best writer in this world (which he’s not). He will throw big philosophies at you and you’ll keep on consuming it, even when you’re not interested in them. And, then he’ll leave you for not being intellectual or interested enough, while he’s the one who’s doing the same thing with 3 different girls.

4. Cancer: The Strong On The Outside, Weak On The Inside

Cancerian girls are messed up. They know how to make a strong exterior in order to protect the soft interior they have, and they often fall for people who belong to the same category. They love themselves a man who has his shit together for the world, however, deep inside they are whirling and struggling with a tornado. You love to be the only resort where your guy would like to take rest in and this is why you choose to be with someone who is way too difficult to handle and live by. You love to be the protector and solver of people’s live, however, you usually end up not being Messiah for your Fuckboy. And, while for the initial days you would love all the drama that he throws at you after some time you would just like to be with someone normal, but then you don’t do normal.

5. Leo: The Mr. Always-Want-To-Be-In-The Spotlight

As a Leo, you love to be the star of every show, which makes it natural for you to fall for a fellow star who knows how to be in the spotlight. It’s the confidence that attracts and gets to you which is why you to be with them. Apart from love, you have a need of being the ultimate power couple where everyone would admire you both as a couple and would constantly try to be like you. However, remember, he loves the spotlight, as much as you which is why he would do his best to beat you at each and everything possible. And, if he gets even a slightest of a hint to being lagging behind you then his first call for action would be to cheat on you. Life with him is a constant competition where if you win then also you’ll lose.

6. Virgo: The ‘Extra’ Sweet Guy

Virgos always fall for the extra sweet guy. He is so sweet that everything else about him is fishy, however, you want to be in control of your relationship which is why you’ll overlook all the fishy stuff. Plus, because you don’t want to risk your emotions on someone worthless, you’ll go for someone who is on a lower level of hotness, in comparison to you, so that they would keep on feeling grateful for being with you. But, remember, there’s always something extra fishy about the extra sweet guy, and you need to leave him, even when you’re scared of him turning out to be the ‘one’ that you lost on. Go for someone chill, rather than extra sweet.

7. Libra: The Way Too Chill One

Libra is sweet and gentle and kind which is why they like to be around people who are chill and not turn out to be someone who’s constantly living a stuck up life. They love someone around whom they can be comfortable and be themselves without any extra pressure. So, the guy that you fall for usually has the answer, ‘I don’t know what do you want to have’, and you love to be making the decision. However, Fuckboys don’t give you a bed of roses to lie on which is why life will be extremely chill with him, until one day when he will forget your birthday or start asking money from you for food or stops caring about anything around him, yes, even himself.

8. Scorpio: The Mystery

Scorpions don’t like to open like a book for everyone, they love their mystery to be shoved into a safe space and love to be in love with someone who himself has some special kind of secrets that he loves to keep safe. Your kind of fuckboy loves to keep his personal life down and tries to be away from most of the social media. He will end up being at the weirdest places on this earth and no one would have any idea about it. Eventually, this would be the very reason that will lead to your heartbreak. Because no one knows a lot about his whereabouts, it becomes easy for him to go and hook up with someone else, without having a single piece of evidence out there. And, then you will be left to be at a place where you would party hard and then drunk message to him, to which he would never respond.

9. Sagittarius: The Class Clown

You’re one of the most optimistic zodiac sign out there who loves to have a happy go lucky attitude and smile, like every freaking minute of your life. This is the reason why you fall for someone who’s nothing short of a class clown, however, in your case, his class is his life and this world in general. You love how he can make you laugh at any time and because of this nature of his’ he can make you do anything, and at times you hate yourself for this. After some time, you realise that it’s impossible to have a serious conversation with them. And, trust me, every relationship needs a bit of seriousness in it, without which it’s doomed to fail.

10. Capricorn: The Guy Everyone Around You Hate

Capricorns love to feel secure with their partners and this often comes at a cost of your friends and family, ultimately hating him. You’re ambitious and this is why you go for a guy who gets paid well, no matter how boring they’re in general and how much they’re keeping you down. He would be out there doing things, just not with you and that’s okay until and unless you know that your future will be full of comfort if you end with him.

11. Aquarius: The Friendzoned Fuckboy

You always end up falling for someone whom you know a little too much and in the starting, you do know that there’s no way you should be going down this road. But then you discover how great things are with him, everything, and now you’re basically in this vicious circle of a friend turned friends with benefits turned friends in a relationship. Things are constantly awkward with him, even though you both were more comfortable for when you’re just friends. A simple date with him got you into this mess and now things just can never go back to normal with him. That’s your truth of life.

12. Pisces: The “Fake” Sensitive Guy

You tend to fall for the sensitive guy, but the fact is, this guy usually turns out to be not the one, he likes to portray himself as. He buys you flowers, watches The Notebook with you and usually come out to say that he doesn’t know how to show his love for his partner, yet does something absurd the very next day. It’s impossible for you to decode the reality of this guy, which is why you start describing himself as an overly sensitive guy who doesn’t like to be called sensitive. However, the reality is that all of this is a facade that he’s been lifting from cheesy romcoms. This lie will eventually shatter in front of you, after which you’ll start looking for some other sensitive guy.

Love is just like the Circle of Life where you’ll end with the same thing you once left.

13th September 2017
Jyotsna Amla